A girl or woman who is such a cunt that it thunders down the area causing everyone near her to run away in fear.
by Retard-sex August 25, 2008

by baw87 May 1, 2010

A thunder cunt is when a female has such a large vagina that is slaps against her thigh making a very low frequency sound similar to thunder… it is said that rhinos and elephants can hear it from miles away.
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
An example of a woman with a thunder cunt would be for instance…
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Monique
- Any woman on the biggest loser
by Messy Tessie Torres March 16, 2009

Coined in Blade: Trinity by Ryne Renolds' character; Hannibal King, the term is often used to describe types of people the word 'cunt' simple doesn't describe well enough.
Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.
Thunder Cunt.
Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.
Thunder Cunt.
"Ed Davison is a Thunder Cunt"
"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"
Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"
"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"
Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"
by Victory of the People April 12, 2010

A thunder cunt is a cunt (()) that is thunderous and almighty. A Thunder cunt is extremely nasty and could possibly have a tiny monster living inside it. If you went to lick it then you could be swallowed whole.
Tommy went to eat out the hookers thunder cunt and was swallowed whole.
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
Another example of someone who has a thunder cunt is a nasty body builder chick
by Thunder Cunt January 24, 2007

"Goddamn I hate my girlfriend, she's such a cum guzzling thunder cunt!"
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."
"Yo...sean...stop being a thunder cunt."
by 69dildo69 November 26, 2007

Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and it is uncomfortable agaisnt my penis.
Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.
Vicki, you have a thunder cunt and i hear it when you walk.
by Chonga-mark March 21, 2008
