The act of making your hands flat (like a high five) and inserting one hand in a chicks ass and the other in her pussy then proceeding to clap your hands together.
by 80artemis June 05, 2010
When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.
by Masterclapper October 19, 2006
The sound of a chick's tits clapping together when she rides you violently. Most common with full breasted women.
My girl was riding me so hard last night the sound of her 34DDD tits thunder clapping together was so hot I just had to get a handfull.
by petestokes March 08, 2007
a thunder is the sound made when a "heavy" man tries running, the sound of the scrotem hitting his thighs.
by Big Sanch June 22, 2005
A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men
rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)
by Franksy5 May 26, 2009
It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.
by cilantrodick December 13, 2015
Billy Job told he finally sexed his cousin so I had to give him a Country Thunder Clap. Then we rocked dicks to Chesney
by Jimny Cracktit May 25, 2017