Thunder Clap

The act of making your hands flat (like a high five) and inserting one hand in a chicks ass and the other in her pussy then proceeding to clap your hands together.

man: hey do u want to step it up from the shocker

girl: o yea baby gimme the thunder clap!

by 80artemis June 5, 2010

thunder clap

When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.

Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.

by Masterclapper October 19, 2006

thunder clap

The sound of a chick's tits clapping together when she rides you violently. Most common with full breasted women.

My girl was riding me so hard last night the sound of her 34DDD tits thunder clapping together was so hot I just had to get a handfull.

by petestokes April 3, 2007

thunder clap

a thunder is the sound made when a "heavy" man tries running, the sound of the scrotem hitting his thighs.

Wow! I just heard him thunder clap like twice in football practice

by Big Sanch July 1, 2005

Vaginal Thunder Clap

A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men

rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)

by Franksy5 May 26, 2009

country thunder clap

The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.

It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.

by cilantrodick March 22, 2016

Country Thunder Clap

When you high five a person at Country Thunder.

Billy Job told he finally sexed his cousin so I had to give him a Country Thunder Clap. Then we rocked dicks to Chesney

by Jimny Cracktit May 25, 2017