three pointer

the shot that the NBA invented to give white boys a chance.

jenny: "man! brad scores more points than jamal orr bon qui qui"
bonifa: "thats just because of the three pointer! he's not nearly as good."

by barbisha August 26, 2009

Oklahoma Three Pointer

the sport of launching your cum into a girl's open vagina like in basketball, from the standard 23 feet and 9 inches to mimic the NBA three point shot.

Guy: "Last night I asked my friend Alex to ref last night to make sure my foot was behind for my Oklahoma Three Pointer."

Guy 2: "well did you make it?"

Guy: "hell yeah, I hit a Kobe"

by Oklahomathreepointer December 25, 2016

Trenton Three-Pointer

When a girl does a naked hand stand and a guy shoots cum into her pussy from at least 5 feet away.

I hit a Trenton Three-Pointer last night after I got some head.

by T-Billz January 24, 2010

Titty three pointer

When a girl gives you a boob job while your legs are spread open like a lady having a baby and you ejaculate into a red solo cup taped on your forehead.

Chad: I hit a titty three pointer last night while bangin’ Brittany!
Brad: damn bro I wish I had titties

by Creepysplenda February 11, 2025

Three pointer

The racially correct name for a white pointer shark....

That little penguin is only a snack for that THREE POINTER shark.. he looks hungry enough to eat a rainbow sheep...

by Alexis copcock feelcock September 13, 2023

THREE POINTER

The act of simultaneously pooping on the lap and in between the legs of another person pooping

Just shot a three pointer in the bathroom with Gavin

by Aftonator January 01, 2023

Loose to Three-Pointers

To do something perfectly and without errors, but have something very improbable ruin it

I finishied my project yesterday but when i was walking to school a crocodile ate it, that was like to fucking Loose to three-pointers shit

by Pantalones Hexagonales March 05, 2022