Thorsten

Thorsten is the premium version of Torsten. Everything that is generally referred to as a good quality in Torstens is typically enhanced with Thorstens. The more ambiguous characteristics, however in Torstens cannot be found in Thorstens. The “h” actually makes all the difference.

Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.

by Flo68 February 15, 2021

Thorsten

Thorsten is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is really intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Thorsten, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.

That boy is so amazing. he must be a Thorsten.

by realpenguin January 5, 2017

Fredrik Thordendal

Meshuggah's lead guitarist, and most likely the best in the world.

Meshuggah's guitarist Fredrik Thordendal is the bst in the world.

by Redneck Metalman February 14, 2010

Drew Thomsen

Drew Thomsen is 19 years old an plays the bass in the band We The Kings. He is from Bradenten, Florida. He's been playing in the band We The Kings since high school. He likes stimulating books. his zodiac sign in cancer. Finally, he's very cute :)

Drew Thomsen is amazing.

by WeTheKingsFan June 18, 2008

thorken

To search the beach for expired seagulls and suck the decaying gases from their rectums.

Boy 1: Have you seen Bob, he is really late again?

Boy 2: Ya, the Laubenator is down thorken by the ocean again. we should probably go on ahead. He'll be awhile.

by Houdini_2U November 27, 2012

Thorson

Some one who is obscenely good at everything he does. Everyone tends to like him and He has a lot of friends

I suck at everything, I wish I was a thorson

by Jack Jakerson December 30, 2011

Mr.Thorson

Annoying 8th grade science teacher who explains thing to one class and not the other, doesn't realize you are sleeping, and thinks science is cool

Mr. Thorson: Blah Blah Blah
Student: Zzzzzz...

Period 1 Mr.Thorson: Do your homework! (No explination how and then the bell rings)
Period 2 Mr. Thorson: Do not use birthdays or repetitive events for examples on your homework more than once! (bell rings)

by annoyed8thgrader December 6, 2011