thompson

1. a rare condition where someone mistakenly believes they are a expert without peer in any topic they overheard others talking about, most often to the point of arguing without point or merit for hours at a time about things they know nothing about; the fact they barely fumbled through high school and have since wasted nearly a decade of their life is irrelevant, for they always assume absolute correctness.

I can't believe that asshole thompsoned us for four hours on how charcoal works at Dan's barbeque. I'm glad he broke his leg.

by the anonymoose September 26, 2006

Thompsonized

The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.

Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic

Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!

by InDaHighlandsRanch2 April 11, 2008

Thompsoning

The act of using poor grammatical correctness whilst drunk texting or any other form of messaging

Person thompsoning: deer is skne booty ejidos
George: what is wrong with you?
Ryan: dw hes drunk ignore him he's thomsoning

by Sn00pius January 24, 2015

Thompsons

An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication.

Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsometer is reading 50 GigaThompsons.

by Roti Way July 13, 2009

Thompson

Goes great with either a wilson or a hyde, never a selby.

Man I feel like like such a Thompson right now for being with this wilson I know.

by Funny D October 9, 2011

Thompsonized

a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.

If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.

by Wes November 19, 2003

Thompson

Meaning is Equivalent to Murphys law, if something can go wrong it will.

Dang it, I spilled my drink, that was the most Thompson thing that could have happened!

by Joicelover777 January 3, 2023