Thirsteoporosis

A condition in which pre-teens and younger teens have the urge to sex something that isn't their hand for once. Commonly contracted in the first romantic or intimate relationship the child takes part in.

Male Humanoid #1 : "My buddy, #2, has been acting strange lately, I heard he got a Girlfriend. He must have thirsteoporosis."

Thirsteoporosis by AFK ) Making More Memes December 30, 2016

Thipster 

A thug with hipster tendencies.

Oh, you're wearing a flower crown with two chain? You're almost as thipster as Asad.

Thipster by Griffin Rogan January 31, 2014

thirstier than a white girl

To be thirstier than any male has been or ever will be. This state of thirstyness has nor never will be achieved

Billy: Dude holy crap I'm thirstier than a white girl.

Joe: Dang man, go get some water then.

thirstier than a white girl by A mothafuckkin starfish March 12, 2014

Thirsted On 

Being the object of thirst for many people at one time.

Girl 1: "Ewww." She puts down her phone.
Girl 2: "What?"
Girl 1: "I got so many dick pics today. Its so gross to be thirsted on."
Girl 2: "Bitch, shut up."

Thirsted On by Lady_Knightmare June 10, 2015

Thister 

Like a Mister but for a They

Thister. Onicholas porked my mom

Thister by Faggiticous Malicous June 21, 2022

thirsten 

to be thirsty but not thirsty enough to do anything about it

jimmy: bro, im thirsten, get me some drank
bobby: hold up bro, why don't you get drank
jimmy: i never said i was that thirsty

thirsten by averyss September 16, 2010

Thister 

A they/them version of sir/ma'am

I quite like your suit thister

Thister by ilovesalad October 21, 2022