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"Let’s make this clear - no man defines MY happiness. I DEFINE MY HAPPINESS. And the right man will add to that, not determine it." - Jade Thirlwall, 2018
Jade Thirlwall - the mother of gays
by MixerlandTeacher February 2, 2019
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Thirple

It has three definitions:

1. Shorthand term for Thirty Times (when one say triple it means three times thus a Thriple is thirty times)

2. Third Nipple

3. The name of the color in between the Red and the Magenta color spectrum. Lies more on the Violet / Purple side.
That is one unique thirple you got there man, damn.
by Oxxy_Montalvy November 6, 2016
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Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman

A female that is extremely adept at giving fellatio, sucking dick, polishing cocks etc.

Dervied from the notion of oral sex being third base, and there in the enshrinement into the Hall of Fame for exceptional play at the position.
Cory : Wow, what a first date, Michelle was fucking Mike Schmidt on my cock last night. She's fucking George Brett with a dick in her mouth. Couple more like that and I'll have to enshrine her as a Hall of Fame Thirdbasewoman.

Allison : She ain't shit, unzip your pants and I'll take you down like Brooks Robinson.

Cory : Please, last time you blew me it was like Scott Brosius meets Jerry Hairston Jr.

Allison : Ouch.
by The Rockit February 24, 2010
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Inheritance thief

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.
If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.
by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019
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Meme Thief

A title used to describe a person who partakes in the act of stealing memes.
"My friend Ollie is a real meme thief."
by Sketchy user July 14, 2016
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Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant
“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third
by AlmondTester January 3, 2021
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friend third wheel

Like third wheeling a couple but so much worse because they're not actually in a relationship. You find yourself drifting apart from your best friend as they get a new bff even though they pretend you are still friends and try to keep up the pretence by inviting you with them sometimes. But even when you are with them you feel like they would be happier without you there. You wish your old bff friend would notice how you feel and you would become as good friends as you were before but inside you know that will never happen.
*you, your old bff friend and their new bff are walking together. There talking about plans for next weekend and what they did last weekend; neither of which you were are invited to* I feel like a friend third wheel right now.
by Oggi March 1, 2015
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