....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

and then you found twenty dollars?

Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.

Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?

by CobraKaiNeverDies February 13, 2007

life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.

Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."

by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010

Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

what i say to people i dislike, hobos, rich people, everyone

hobo: LOSER!
me: fuck you Im more famous then you on urban dictionary

by weedhead11111111111111111 August 26, 2018

"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die"

One Hell of an amazing quote frim one hell of an amazing person! Used when in a real shity mood on a real shity day. quote speaks the truth, shit happens you get pissed, you 'll get over it eventually, this odviously happens a lot in life, so people get over it, cause eventually you'll die and it'll be all good!

DramaFreak:" You know what, everyone must hate me right know cause it seems like there all being ass holes."
DancingQueen:"Life's a Bitch and Then You Die".

by DramaFreak March 16, 2008

And then you found 20 dollars

Something you say to someone when they're telling a really bad story.

person: So I was walking home from school today, and I dropped my Math book...
person 2: And then you found 20 dollars?

by joe725 November 9, 2007

And then you woke up

An expression or saying that is in response to something that embodies a foolish or nonsensical statement or remark.

Rogue: Laker's decade has already passed, I'm afraid you will root for the spurs when they are playing with our boys in blue in WCF, wishing the spurs to revenge your team by beating our boys in blue who would have already beaten the Fakers in the first round.
Kobe: And then you woke up.

by AceFreshhh April 8, 2009