Thermaphrodite

An individual who is both cool and hot, in the colloquial sense

"Man, that girl from chemistry class is such a thermaphrodite!"

by Dlax17 July 17, 2015

Thermammeter

When one can tell the outside temperature by the hardness and/or level of protrusion of one's own nipples. in other words, your mammaries are a thermometer.

Pedestrian 1: "Wow it's colder outside than I expected."
Pedestrian 2: "Yeah, my thermammeters are reading 10 degrees"
Pedestrian 1: "I believe you, they're poking through your shirt"

by fernandoumatilla December 5, 2010

Thermal Bush

a big hairy bush used to keep pussies warm in the cold winter months

Yo dude I was banging some chick last night and she had a thermal bush. That shit was thick!!!!

by chiggeronilishous December 15, 2010

THERMAINE!

Suppose to be said as TreMaine. but a dumb ghetto freshman boy from Philly couldn't speak correct English so it came out as Thermaine. So everyone shouted THERMAINE!!!

Phil from Philly - Ther Mainnne!
Tremain - Ther David

Me - THERMAINE!
Tremain - Ther Otto Tinko

by John Elway the 3rd February 20, 2013

The Dirty Thermos

the dirty thermos- the act of getting naked and stuffing one's butt hole with powdered hot chocolate mix and then farting it into someone's face.

I was gonna give him a blowjob but i decided to give him the dirty thermos.

by spankthatass December 7, 2012

thermarmalade

A shiny usually viscous mixture of Vaseline and stool that cloaks a recently used anal thermometer.

For heaven's sake, please clean off that thermarmalade!

by blankenship1 May 9, 2010

Thermostat

That thingy on the wall that only dads can touch and will say “it cost money” to you if you touch it

You: It is too hot
Also you: *Touches thermostat*
Dads: tHAt cOsT mOnEy yOu kNoW

by Falling walrus October 19, 2019