Theoren

A bastard with no balls. synonym: Pussy

Me: Hey, you should jump off that bridge.
someone: No
Me: Stop being such a Theoren

by sourcreamman November 16, 2022

THEoneNOnly

this kid is a loser, who has way too much time on his hads, and who needs to stop talking bad about people at our school-sssas

see also for definitions: loser, no friends, ass hole, get some friends

Get a life, seriously

by James W October 31, 2004

Theolinda

Theolinda is a girl with much energi & big lips. You can hear her from across the room and when she is around everyone is happy.
She is wild and will make every boy fall for her beauty. Sometimes she can be very sensitive but will always be there for her friends. If you have a Theolinda in your life you are blessed!

Maja: What is that sound?
Lina: That’s a Theolinda!

by Hestbög November 22, 2021

Theoline

blonde

who is that blonde girl?

Its Theoline

by Rabarbratraktor November 25, 2021

theowenrule

The inability to have sex due to a wager

No i cannot have sex with you due to theowenrule

by k127eg July 11, 2009

Theomentism

1. A theoretical phenomenon and form of confirmation bias in which the human mind creates a distorted personal reality based on their own beliefs. It serves as an explanation for the tendency of prayer and other religious attributes to work and show up in a believer's own perception. This effect is caused by the tendency of the human mind to place more importance on proof for one's own beliefs than proof against them, allowing for a distorted reality in which the subject is correct, even if they are not. It is also possible that the human mind subconsciously distorts a person's perception such that what they believe becomes true.

2. The god or other entity created in one's mind by this effect.

Theomentism is an atheistic theory explaining why people believe that there's a magic sky man that condemns you for fapping or eating shrimp.

by brilliantlyInsane September 16, 2014

theoneNonly

A person who defines things on urbandictionary.com which are not true. They have such low self-esteem that they have to put other people down in order to make themself feel better, and are too much of a pussy to say these things without hiding behind their computer.

theoneNonly needs to watch their back.

by wouldntyouliketoknow October 29, 2004