thermonuclear fart

when one eats large amounts of spicy foods and releases the malevolent fumes out the asshole thus burning ones anus and the ozone layer

Tom- You better leave

Bee Bop Magoo- why

Tom- I just released a thermonuclear fart

by Retarded-doplphin-jockey October 18, 2013

thermonuclear weapon

A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon design that uses a fission bomb's heat to ignite a nuclear fusion. The resulting explosion is a lot more powerful than the normal nuclear weapon.

They tested a thermonuclear weapon and it turned out to be more powerful than a nuclear one

by Nuclear_Scientist December 7, 2013

no thelmo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay in a fantasy football context.

If they dont penetrate, they can expect the Browns to pound the ball right up their ass until they score, no thelmo

by Dr.Yaatchenstein November 10, 2010

Thelonious Jagger

a gay dude who plays basketball (also known as Tj) in the tv show andi mack. him and cyrus hit it off in season three. (favorite muffin: blueberry macadamia)

"Thelonious Jagger is totally gay for cyrus" "I know right lol"

by normansbooks February 3, 2021

Global Thermonuclear

A fun game meant to simulate the end of the world. Was frequently played during the Cold War, but has lost popularity since nobody wins.

Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe

by SilentSand April 21, 2010

thelonious funk

The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.

Syn: the herbie jamcock

Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.

by macNchee April 22, 2014

themonkeyherself

themonkeyherself is someone who’s good at editing on TikTok 😱

“themonkeyherself is so cool”

by POSOOPPP828181 December 22, 2020