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Unborn Porn

The act of having yourself photograghed naked while pregnant as a form of "art"

OR

The 4D ultrasound to determine the sex of a baby with an arrow pointing to the genitals.
I see by the arrow on your unborn porn that you're having a boy!
by Melikim January 22, 2011
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unborn babies

another term for a mans semen,
Earnit shot his unborn babies all over Jared face after recieving oral pleasure from him.
by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003
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Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 12, 2021
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unborn cock vore

The act of entering the vagina of a pregnant woman with your penis and then sucking the unborn fetus into your urethra.
Karen, I think I changed my mind. We gotta unborn cock vore it.
by NerdyBoyo June 9, 2019
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unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...
There are 5 unborn farts on your xray
by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017
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unborn

(adj.)
1. Inexperienced or unknowledgeable about a subject
2. (as an insult) Stupid, unintelligent
3. a) Young

b) Childish
1. Alice: "I don't think you know what you're talking about, 'cause none of what you just said made sense."

Bob: "Yeah, you got me, I'm unborn."
2. Alice: "That test was so hard!"

Bob: "You're literally unborn. That test was incredibly easy, and everyone else said so too."
3. a) "If you seriously don't know what a Wii is, you're definitely unborn."

b)"Dude, please don't act unborn around my parents. They might not let us hang out at our place again."
by NikkiTheSilly June 4, 2025
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