Pour the Pork

Having passionate sex. The act of having heavy fast sex with a woman.

Eds working on the hot chick he just picked up and it won't belong before he'll pour the pork to her.

by JØHNNY October 31, 2009

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

Putting 5 on the pork

When the ass is so bad your hands gotta teach it a lesson

I was straight smangin' that booty and I had to put 5 on the pork.

Did you hear that girl screaming in there? My buddy Nick was putting 5 on the pork.

by sir waltifurus IV December 2, 2016

pull the pork

see masturbate

Brb, I'm gonna go pull the pork

by Errrggghhh September 14, 2013

pulling the pork

Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.

Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork

by Jesus juice 420 January 20, 2017

Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep

Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night

by Beat the meat August 8, 2018

Pulling the pork skin

Wanking until your dick turns a light pink colour.

Zaryod: what's Brad doing?
Dylan: last time I heard he said he was pulling the pork skin.

by Creamyshart October 14, 2018