Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie 

Film made in 1996, Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about "This Island Earth".
This film will keep you entertained!

Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie

Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie by meglet December 31, 2004

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017

Lord of the Mysteries 

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

Lord of the Mysteries by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

Lord of the Mysteries 

A webnovel that consists of 8 volumes, written by the Chinese author, Cuttlefish That Loves Diving, and the main character is a young man named Klein Moretti.

“One of the best novels I read”

“Amazing world-building”

“Love the characters, especially Amon”

“Klein should be better to Arrodes…”

“Lord of the Mysteries is in my top ten”

Lord of the Mysteries by thelordofmysteries March 30, 2022

the mysterious stranger 

The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.

"ohh baby you like that?"

"yeah i like thatttt"

--silence--

"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"

THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

the mysterious stranger by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007

? and the mysterians 

an old rock band known only for their one hit, 96 tears. the lead singer legally changed his name to ? and believed that he would be performing their one hit, 96 tears, 10,000 years into the future.

yo, white boy, you listen to ? and the mysterians?

? and the mysterians by ohshit wutang August 6, 2007

The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

The Mysterious Contraption by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011