Mommy from beginning of the end 

Mommy is a character from the webcomic "beginning of the end". We don't know her name yet but we call her mommy because we want her boob milk

-"Do you like that hot milf mommy from beginning of the end?"
-"No i hate her."
*kills*

Mommy from beginning of the end by Turtleonie July 16, 2021

Not the Momma! 

from the television series, Dinosaurs, baby's favorite thing to say after he would hit his dad over the head with a frying pan.

Example :
baby dinosaur says , "NOt the momma! *Bam* Hits his dad over head with frying pan. "

Not the Momma! by senosenoshi September 16, 2009

The Mummy Returns 

Just as good as the first and you know it.

Alex: Dude, I watched the Mummy Returns, and it blew!
*bitch slap*
Well, it wasn't that bad...

The Mummy Returns by Eljay April 3, 2005

The Mummy 

the action of a man ejaculating (cumming) on a womans lips as she is sleeping. as the semen dries throughout the night, the dried ejaculate will seal close the womans mouth..When the woman awakes she will not be able to talk or open her mouth.. she will grunt and moan like a mummy.

"my wife came home drunk from the bar and woulnt blow me. so i decided to give her The Mummy, Bitch!"

The Mummy by R to the izzo B to the 40 October 15, 2009

The Mummy 

While getting an awful blowjob, you cum in both of her eyes and while she proceeds to get up and search for a towel she will look like a mummy.

Dude last night Valeria was giving me a bad BJ so I gave her the mummy and it took her 5 minutes to find a towel.

The Mummy by cumnizzelfoshizzle July 7, 2008

the mummy 

disgusting sexual act in which you dig up a female corpse, put your mouth over the vagina, punch the stomach, and eat whatever comes out.

Oh man, I definetly pulled a mummy on that dead hooker we dug up.

the mummy by Steelydan February 25, 2005

The Mummy 

A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.

Also known as a Stanley Steamer.

Nolan: After that Mummy I gave Max's grandma I had the taste of black licorice in my mouth for months!

The Mummy by Dick McFeely February 25, 2005