Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

The act of WINNING at life.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

by Ajkert May 8, 2014

won the lottery

when someone dies by an accident or by their own doing but not by murder. the idea is they no longer have to worry about paying bills or get up for another grueling day at work they 'won the lottery'

Hey remmeber sunch and such? yeah he won the lottery last week when he hit a light pole.

20 people won the lottery when the bus where were traveling in burst in flames.

such and such won the lottery last week, they said the wound got too infected.

by vegasdude41545 September 5, 2010

Play the lottery

To makeout in the back of a car

We had to play the lottery in my corolla after prom

by Kimosabi January 31, 2018

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022

The June Lottery

Hailing from Atlanta suburbs Kennesaw, Duluth and Dallas, The June Lottery as it is known today formed in 2007. The pop-punk-rock quartet, consisting of Josh, Julian, Ralph and Stephen, are now ready to use their rhythm and rhymes, and sound compiled of multiple styles, to play honest, genuine Rock 'n Roll music.

shaniqua: the june lottery's bangin

lattifah: fuck yeah

by nerdisgay January 2, 2009

The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.

Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.

by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010