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by Wofaktyo May 10, 2022
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My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
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by Los Pollos Hermanos August 16, 2022
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by punit January 17, 2008
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by Special needs student September 1, 2012
Get the the cock and the balls of it mug.During a class in school or somewhere where you are supposed to stay quiet two or more people must say the word cock as loud as they can without being caught, whoever is able to say it the loudest before the other person gives up wins.
You: Hey do you wanna play the cock game
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win
Your friend: yeah sure let’s do it
You: I’ll go first
Your friend: ok
You: cock
Your friend: Cock
You: COCK
Your friend: nah I’m not doing that you win
by FallieWagon April 18, 2018
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