Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).
"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."
by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010
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A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.
Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.
by doomstew August 1, 2009
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The fat spouse of a physically fit person.
Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.
by karlota August 6, 2014
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Someone who is one of more of the following:

fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way

Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
by J L M R March 22, 2008
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Adjective

A complex state of being sad, hungry, and bored at an ungodly hour of the day.
It was already 3 am and Karen was feeling a little blump, barring her self-imposed social decorum and the fact that she gorged herself on a bucket of chicken wings not but a few hours ago. Yes, indeed, Karen was a feeling quite blump.
by momomoniker September 15, 2020
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Blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum
I've got the blumps!
by mathclass08-09 November 19, 2008
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When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.
1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.
by your daddeh January 5, 2011
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