The big gay is a disease you get were you become gay. This disease is also called “the big homo.” The only cure is when a doctor puts a needle in your pp whole. However, there’s only a 25% chance it will be cured.
The Big Gay is when a naked old man stares at you, crouching down in the closet while wanking himself. This is only referred when he approaches you and strangles you. It's almost as if an asteroid field has hit Uranus.
"I always laugh when people talk about dick, because dick is gay. Meaning, if you have a big dick, you have the big gay."
Showing the most stupidity in a situation. People with the Big Gay usually end up thinking their good at something, when they're really not.People with the Big gay usually do math homework all the time alone.
A disease that no man wants to encounter. Usually spread by a species known as Ur Mum
Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but you seem to have contracted The big gay. Have you come across any Mums recently?
Patient: Oh god, I thought I was immune to The big gay. I didn't think encountering Ur Mum would do this to me. How long do I have doctor?
Doctor: You have until the end of June