wheelchair

verb - to fuck someone so hard that they cannot walk

"did you bang that chick last night?"
"bang her?? i fuckin' WHEELCHAIRED her, bro!"

by wheelchair expert September 14, 2009

wheelchaired

when a small girl, usually shorter than 5'4, gets demolished by a huge guy (usually black), upwards of 6 feet. Their sex results in the smaller girl being bound to a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

"Yo Meg just got demolished by that black football player"

"Yeah bro he totally Wheelchaired her!"

by nochillsavage January 15, 2015

Wheelchair

A type of hybrid cannabis. A very peculiar breed. Effects are much more strong and different than regular mids.

Hook me up with some of that wheelchair.

by P huNgy October 29, 2003

Wheelchair

The hardest part of a vegetable to eat

Person 1: man I can't wait to eat these vegetables

Person 1: CRONCH
Person 1: man I forgot to remove the wheelchairs

by Agdaboi October 17, 2019

wheelchair

When you see a guy/girl so hot that you would fuck him/her so hard, they would require a wheelchair to move around.

Mark: Damn! Check out that blonde chick over there.

Sam: She is definitely of wheelchair quality!

by Savona August 1, 2008

wheelchair

Marijuana that makes you tired, dizzy, slothful, or recumbant. Wheelchair is usually the least desireable index by which marijuana is appreciated though some users have a preference for it. Wheelchair has a high analgesic and anasthetic effect without the euphoria that would be found in happy pot.

I picked up some wheelchair pot for my grandmother to help her with her arthritis.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007

Wheelchaired

When u punch someone in the leg so hard they can’t move and fall over

He just got wheelchaired

by Jessjo83 January 10, 2018