Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.

"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"

by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006

Search the Web

When you get wordspyware/word installed on your computer, your homepage is usually reset to a homepage offering you to "search the web". Spyware blows ass.

Search the web? Nobody cares! Why not just go to Google!?

by adonkeyisaass February 24, 2004

pimp the web

making money online, being your own boss by legally making cash online

i learned how to make money on amazon from pimptheweb.com now i totally pimp the web, i'm self employed

by 1800loco November 24, 2017

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

Some Idiot On The Web

Me!

It is the glorious Some Idiot On The Web!

by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 16, 2022

surfing the web

A subtle way to say looking for and/or watching porn. Something to tell people if you don't want them to know about your addiction.

Chatter: Hey man what are you up to??
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.

Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...

by noexperience February 13, 2010

surfing the web

When any one is on the internet,looking for games and any other sort. Searching for wild and outgoing things. Or just actual games.Also meaning to be a internet freak but you are surfing the web(internet).The whole meaning to it is search.

I'm a internet freak and i got nothing to do.I'm going to search the web.. "Look i am surfing the web and so are you!!"

by 805 man March 20, 2008