Vaccine

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.

Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.

by Duff's Beer July 26, 2018

Vaccine

Something each person makes the decision on to get or not, it's their body, they decide what goes into it, not their employer.

There is no forcing somebody to get a shot they don't want, even if it's a vaccine, or something they are told is good for them.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Vaccinated

A free spirit.

Now that I am vaccinated, I can finally go on that vacation!

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

vaccinate

1. To give a vaccine.

2. Argentinian slang, used a lot by Maradona, which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.

1. I got a flu vaccine and now I probably won't get the flu.

2. Some stupid goalkeeper called Maradona fat before a game, so he vaccinated (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.

by mickfisher14 June 26, 2007

vaccinized

Vaccinated but wrong

ISAB: Vaccinized

by i can't think of a name right January 1, 2021

vaccinated

someone or something that has been injected with dead or weak germs to become immune to a disease or virus.

I have been vaccinated.

by def. of vaccinated March 23, 2021

The Vaccinator

A doctor that discovers the ability to time travel and goes back into time to vaccinate the children of Anti-Vaxxers with out their knowledge or permission.

Honey, how are we going to protect little Bobby Joe and Sue Ellen from The Vaccinator? How do we even know if he hasn’t gotten his hands on them yet?

by MahatmaJonny December 21, 2018