The Triangle

So when I said it 7 years ago about the tree you thought it was mumbo-jumbo but now it's the most profound thing ever? What, you needed the experts to tell you is was brilliant for you to take it seriously?

Hym "That's a little disappointing if I'm being honest. I mean, you're a determinist so I guess you can't be all that intelligent but still. You seemed clever enough to at least know brilliance when you see it but it's disappointing to find out that you had to talk to an expert and they had to tell you that it wasn't mumbo-jumbo. Sad. Disappointing and Sad. And the triangle isn't as compelling as the tree. A less good version of my thing being espoused by someone who didn't know it was profound until he was told it was profound."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

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The triangle

Apparently, where all 2nd and 3rd year Notts students aspire to live. If the smell of bins, the constant sounds of social secs, and the potential for some rodent extra housemates appeals to you then you're in luck.

I'm so glad we've just signed for a house in the triangle

by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 7, 2025

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The triangle scrub

The act of washing ones testicles or vagina in a downward motion creating a triangle. The triangle is created by the top of your pubic line and your hands motioning downward towards your taint. Can also be used hypothetically as one jocking another.

Ex one: " when washing my balls I go with the triangle scub to get that extra clean."
Ex two: " Jackie: " Sarah is totally giving Kevin the triangle scrub tonight."

John: " yeah she's totally on his nuts! Someone's gettin laid tonight!"

by JimmyDean17 May 9, 2014

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The Triangle Choker

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex

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Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’

by Smexybeast69 June 14, 2018

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The Triangle Method

When you use triangles in to create 3D terrain in a game, most often in Half-Life.

He used the triangle method when created the terrain for his map.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

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The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.

Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.

by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025

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