Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005

Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Unwrap the snatch

When you make your girlfriend grow out her pussy hair than put objects inside.then the next time you see her you have to move the hair out of the way and find the object inside her pussy.

For Christmas my girlfriend hid my gift in her hairy pussy so i had to unwrap the snatch

by The danish’s plate June 21, 2019

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

Snatch the Cat Back

When a female regrets the sexual relations she shared with her partner.

Meredith: Ethan cheated on me with another ho.
Katie: Dang, he makes a bitch wanna snatch the cat back.
Meredith: True dat.

by Nasty Jamima January 16, 2009

snatch the weave

When someone is in a fight and pulls of a piece of fake hair

Girl if she try's me right now I will snatch the weave of that fake bitch!

by michael hastings June 4, 2017