this word is used by Michael Crichton in he new novel 'State of Fear' on page 33. What is a smee?
"We have filter to identify smees and high performance clients."
by lothar mann March 11, 2005
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noun. Commonly used to refer to somone as your bitch. History: Smee was Captain Hooks fag slave.
"Get up off the couch, Smee, and fetch us some more beer!"
by justafan June 21, 2005
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to smoke weed. combine = smee
to smoke marijuana/blunt/bong/pipe/hookah is to smee
im about to go smee
or
im gonna go smee a couple bowls
by ISP March 5, 2008
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another word for smee is cigarette.
"do you have any smees?"
by blibbidybloo October 7, 2007
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Verb - Taking a break from an activity to grab a smoke and take a pee (not necessarily at the same time.)
After banging this hot dude, I wanted to go for round two, but he said he needed a break to smee first.
by feefteetwoo December 8, 2011
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A girl that is considered a hoe or whore
Quay loves to go to 172nd to find a smee for that night.
by LaMesha November 8, 2007
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To "Smee" is to offer an extremely low amount for something to the extent it is borderline insulting.

Lowballing so low you wonder if they know how bad their offer is.
She offered me two dollars for my limited edition 'Shining Charizard' Pokemon card... Could she Smee me any harder?
by lowding August 20, 2014
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