Slurpeed

A very cold blowjob, usually after the person eats ice cream or drinks a Slurpee

What I thought was going to be a fun and exciting night was ruined when my girlfriend slurpeed me

by Razkel August 16, 2016

Slurpee

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

by carcass July 19, 2014

Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.

I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.

by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007

slurpee

When a girl or guy proceeds to give you brain with ice in her mouth and letting it melt thus creating the "slurpee" noise

dang girl you know how to give a mean slurpee

by Dro M Baby April 25, 2010

Slurpee

A sexual act where the anus is licked back to front and the tongue is cupped in a slurpee straw fashion to hold stool. The slurping progresses from the perineum up the shaft of the penis and the stool is then deposited in the urethra causing a UTI. Preferred time of day for this act is 7:11

“Hey doc, can I get an antibiotic rx cuz my gf finally gave me that slurpee I’ve been begging for”

by LaurensMom39 July 23, 2019

Slurpee

Cum deposit left on skin needing to be slurped up.

She said, "Don't come in me, give me a slurpee."

by Kremsky Pieluv July 7, 2010

Slurpee

the act of receiving oral stimulatin from a babe until you erupt both piss and jizz all over her mouth, face, tits... you name it

R.jiga: yo nigga where were you at?

G.chav: man i was just at 7-11, i know the chick that works there so i got myself a free chili dog and a slurpee.

by LasPlagas October 23, 2009