The Real Homie

Better then a best friend, a person that is there for you when you need them the most. A person you can tell anything too, no matter how strange. If they're of opposite sex they can have guy discussions by simply uttering/texting "Guy Mode" and vice versa. Even if they are upset with one another they still have the other persons back. Ultimately, being called the real homie is the greatest thing one can call a true real ass person. At the end of the day, yall friends for life.

Maria is the real homie, because she puts up Kevin's bs. Why does Kevin bs? Because he thinks her reactions are funny, but sometimes they can backfire.

Kevin is the real homie, because he can make Maria laugh/smile when she's angry/sad/upset.

by kidkid02 September 6, 2015

the real MVP

After Kevin Durant's acceptance speech for NBA 2013/14 MVP, in which he called his mother the "real mvp", the term has become commonly used when giving someone appreciation or thanks.

"I did your homework."
"Thanks man, you the real MVP.

by thesvs October 9, 2014

The real cost

Commercials of skin falling off from smoking to scare little kids into not smoking. Makes it look like smoking and vaping are gonna kill you.

“Hey, do you remember those the real cost commercials where that girls skin would fall off in the convenience store”
Friend: “Yeah, that was hella scary”

by Bruvbruvbruv February 8, 2020

The real cost

A stupid anti tobacco campaign that uses annoying and disgusting ads to scare kids. Some ads are so disturbing like the one leaves and the delivery one that give people nightmares. Their ads are unskippable and annoying. Their ads are seen on tv on channels like USA network during wwe shows, teen nick, adult swim, fxx, Fox, and mtv. Their ads are hated that people smoke and vape out of spite of them. They must be stopped now.

Me: imma go watch some tv
Commercial break: science class ad from the real cost
Me: oh not again *runs like hell out of the room immediately*

by Chris Hansen is the goat December 25, 2019

The Real Amazing Race

To perform the Real Amazing Race you must first start by chugging a bottle of liquid laxatives. Once you have polished off the bottle start as soon as possible to masturbate. The challenge is to see if you can masturbate and finish before you shit yourself.

Ex: 1

"Did you watch CBS's Amazing Race last night?"
"No, but I did try to complete The Real Amazing Race."
"What is that?"
"Dude, urbandictionary that shit, its unbelievable."

Ex:2

"Where you able to pull off The Real Amazing Race?"
"No dude, there was shit everywhere and then because of that I threw up all over my dick."

by Patty Kane March 23, 2010

The Real Low Tier God

Used to define a fighting game player who uses low-tier characters and achieves unexpected results. The "real" part is to distinguish themselves from Low Tier God, the name of a player who is commonly mocked for being salty and not actually good with low-tier characters.

This dude is the real low tier god.

by NeedIdeaForUsername March 24, 2019

The "Real McCoy"

During the prohibition era, many people became ill or even were killed due to poisonous home-made alcoholic mixtures known as "hooch" or "shine" (short for moonshine). A rumrunner/bootlegger named McCoy had a good three year run using a ship to import genuine alcohol to the united states, and became famous for carrying only the highest quality liquors. His cargo became referred to as the "Real McCoy", and the term became a common way of inquireing as to the authenticity of liquor products, and is commonly used today to inquire as to the authenticity of just about anything. McCoy was intercepted and arrested by the U.S. Coast Guard in 1923.

Is that the "real McCoy"?

by HeliAV8R January 11, 2011