pears

so much better than apples.

i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.

by edgar sanchez March 24, 2004

Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

by cocknockers December 29, 2008

peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny November 3, 2007

Peared

When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.

Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)

by Peared June 5, 2018

Pear

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

by Ian Skinner April 7, 2008

pears

a toad lke emo lke creature which can be found by listening for a sliep sliep sound

pears is an emo sliep sliep

by sharkey lowe August 1, 2008

pear

A woman's anus

stick it in my pear

by combover_larry January 12, 2009