moby dick

The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight.

Friend: Man, was boning a fatty really worth breaking your ribs for?
Friend 2: hell yes, I harpooned my moby dick, my life is complete

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

Moby's Dick

A man named Moby with a penis so large that it takes over his name.

He was Moby until his nudes leaked. Now he's Moby's Dick

by nopronounbullshit November 21, 2018

moby dick

An extremely long drum solo by Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham. The best drum work ever, hands-down.

50 CENTS DRUM MACHINE IS TIGHT YO!!! FOR SHIZZLE!!!
Stfu, Moby Dick owns 50 cent any day.

by bonzorocks May 21, 2004

Moby Dick

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"

"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"

by SamAmy February 19, 2009

Moby dick

A penis with a strong fishy odor from intercourse with a female who doesn't keep her vagina clean.
The people involved with the intercourse in question are the only ones who don't notice the stink.
Most anybody else within five yards or so will smell it and be physically sick.
Short of amputation, the only way it can be cured is to soak and scrub the area with a strong pine disinfectant.

Chuck: Did you fuck that skanky bitch?
Willy: Sure did, and it was good.
Chuck: Eeugh! Moby dick, man!
Willy: Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit.

by knottawanker February 21, 2010

Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.

"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"

by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale

My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked

by Moby dicking September 22, 2015