The Milk Fic

The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.

DO NOT READ THE MILK FIC

by toast._.kathen May 14, 2019

The milk's gone bad

Used by Rick James to describe poorly equipped females.

"The milk's gone bad Charlie Murphy"

by dave_12345 October 25, 2006

The Milk Fic

A horrendous FanFiction starring Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Theres a milk enema, and i’m never drinking milk again.

“Did you read the Milk Fic?”
“Yeah bro. Never drinking milk again”

by Insane weeaboo October 8, 2019

The milk is in the bag

The process of having your shit on lock, Having one or several situations under control.

"You got that stripper coming over?", "The milk is in the bag bro."

by The Master Schaff December 24, 2011

The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

The Milk Crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.

Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.

by psuedynom November 9, 2021