Mechanic

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

by American-Kiwi17 February 7, 2017

mechanic

1. A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.
2. A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.

SKIP: Hey Joe, I hear you're a mechanic. Could you please kill my neighbor's cat?

JOE: What?! I fix cars, ya moron! What do you think this is, a Michael Bay movie?

by Evil Paul December 28, 2010

mechanic

A card-dealer at high-stakes poker who is adroit at manipulating the cards in the deck to favor one player over another.

"Don't worry kid," Shooter said, "No one will know. I'm one helluva mechanic."

-- Richard Jessup, "The Cincinnati Kid"

by Guy Dalziel April 13, 2006

mechanic

A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.
Not necessarily just cars and trucks.

The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.

I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker.

by eddie6775 December 31, 2010

Mechanic

A mechanic is a person that has sex with transsexuals. A mechanic is known to "work on trannys."

He hangs around with trannys because he is a mechanic.

by The Order of The Crow November 2, 2010

Mechanical

One Thousand Times Better than Awesome

Damn, that stock is downright mechanical!

by InvestmentBankersRule August 27, 2010

mechanic

Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

by Baseologist July 3, 2003