Icing the Log

When you take a dump and then cum on the turd.

I was at Applebee's last week and took the biggest dump ever.. I was so horny that I then proceeded to rub one out and it glazed the turd perfectly.. Icing the log like a champ!

by JoelskiJizzle May 4, 2017

flog the log

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

by Brad June 5, 2004

off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 10, 2004

corn on the log

Feces logs filled/sprinkled with corn kernels after eating corn for dinner the night before

Damn I took a shit this morning and had corn on the log. I forgot we ate corn last night for dinner

by poopstick master January 22, 2011

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004

icing the log

to masterbate while on the toilet

'wheres john and whats that noise?'

Reply:

'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes icing the log'

by Andy Tillson December 14, 2007