Jizzed

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

by Brett April 25, 2005

jizz

is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.

She got jizz all over her : She has semen all over her.

by Rck February 20, 2007

Jizzed

Messed/fucked up

"Bro they dude just broke my ankles"
"IK you got them shits jizzed"

by LordLamb October 19, 2018

jizz

Another word for cum.

"She jizzed on me while I was dancing with her!"

OR

"He jizzed in his pants when he saw her lol"

by Engrossing Insignia November 1, 2009

Jizz

The white stuff that comes out your helmet when your under cover

IM ABOUT TO JIZZ ALL OVER THIS SLUTS FACE

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

The jizz

Something that is really cool

Made popular by DJ & The Fro

Dj: Why do you sit at the kids table?
The Fro: So I can check out the MILFS that pick them up
Dj: That's The Jizz

by pvpimp310 June 1, 2009

Jizzed

When a guy creates a sticky goo in his balls and releases it when he becomes sexually arrosed.

Chad Jizzed all over Keirsten's breast's and tummy after he fucked her soft little pussy!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016