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The Hammer

When a chick doesn't know how to give a handjob and places one hand around the penis and continuously pounds the head of the penis with the palm of her other hand, acting as a hammer.
Kristin gave me The Hammer last night. My dick is gonna be bruised for a week now.
by EColl6 August 27, 2009
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You must be crazy to think that can go against me/ when I say I bringing the Hammer I ain't talkin bout the MC
by Billy Da Kid August 30, 2005
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The Hammer is the act of taking a closed fist and beating off your dick into submission while applying as much force as humanly possible resulting in a small, bruised, and compressed cock.
Dude 1: "Bro I got so mad at my mom last night and had to release my anger by using The Hammer, its my favorite tool of choice."

Dude 2: "Fuck..."
by Pimp Daddy Crack Dealah February 26, 2013
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"The Hammer" also known as Jason Nelson is a God between the sheets. If great sex and toe curling orgasms are what you want, he's the one to call.
The guy I picked up at the bar last didn't do it for me at all. I better call "The Hammer"
by DflJones July 8, 2022
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the term for a amazingly huge penis or bottle straped to the inner thigh of a male referred to as the hammer!!
omg did you see marlboro's defensive end has the hammer! omg hide the children! from #79
by one graced by the hammer August 31, 2009
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A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.
After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.
by Kevin Granderson December 9, 2008
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Nickname for pro bowler Fred Williamson and given because of the blow to the head style, clothesline, forearm chop that he brutalized other players with. A blow that was perpendicular to the surface of the Earth. In other words he would swing his arm like a Hammer, at his opponent thus braking their helmet. This move is no longer legal in pro football. Inducted into the Indiana Football Hall of Fame in 1996.
Green Bay will feel the wrath of The Hammer.

I'm gonna drop The Hammer on ya!

Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
by frmischaed April 21, 2006
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