Hair

the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.

by Stupid Flanders December 28, 2005

hair

A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

Tomorrow I will comb my hair

by Jim Hodgson April 28, 2003

Hair

One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.

by The 60th of Smith Street March 29, 2009

Hair

do you ever think like, man there’s hair growing out of my head. like little individual hairs just growing. my hair is like a tree. it’s just so crazy that the hairs are just individually moving. I wonder if our hair has like ears and can hear us. ~alex b

the things on my head is hair. crazy dude

by that scientific guy June 26, 2018

hair

stuff always in the way on your head and other not so polite places.

She has a head full of hair

by hair queens011 May 15, 2003

The hair

Fonz style way to refer to your hair.

Hey baby, lets try not to mess up the hair. You know what I'm sayin'?

by DaveMachIII October 5, 2007

hair

umm ... its like fur, only worse

hey, nice fur man

by skiP August 21, 2003