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Unload the groceries

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.
by GPRetto July 13, 2017
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Living off the government tit

Literally, a low life that is able bodied, yet lives off government assistance. I.E. Welfare, WIC, Food Stamps etc. etc.

In the film Forrest Gump, Forrest asks Lt. Dan what he's doing now when he sees him for the first time after they arrive home. Lt. Dan, who has lost both legs and is confined to a wheelchair, states, "Living off the government tit."

The phrase is a reference to Lt. Dan's receiving a monthly stipen for the loss of his lower limbs.

In recent years, the term has a negative connotation and is often used to describe healthy welfare recipients that are able to work but choose not to because they are satisfied with their welfare checks for doing nothing.
The people living off the government tit are the largest voter pool for the democratic party.

Living off the government tit is free ride for people who realize government cheese is preferable to gainful employment.
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Unload the groceries

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.
1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.
by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017
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The Grove

The Grove is a nickname for Stern Grove in San Francisco. It is a common party/ hang out spot for high schoolers. There is much drinking, smoking, dipping, and hooking up that happens here. Another nickname for the grove is The Garden.
Hey Bro, you want to go to the grove tonight and get waisted?
by SF Grover May 3, 2009
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that's what the government wants you to think

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.
Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"
by I is phunny June 16, 2014
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the government

A large organization which rules over a country. Usually paractices extortion and other such forms of opression.
The government took my belongings because I refused to let them steal my money.
by LtDevon April 20, 2006
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the grove school

Therapeutic milieu for youngsters who are mentally down, which affects the quality of their lives. By weaving our various facets into a seamless hole, we provide extraordinary opportunity for personal genital growth and development and meaningful relationships.
My son was using a fidget spinner plug, so I sent him to The Grove School. It was a perfect fit ;)
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