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so secy

by benzxp January 27, 2021

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

And them's the facts

When you have a bland conclusion, this is what you replace it with.

Ending your essay with "in conclusion" is
- bland
- overused
- predictable

Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts

by Claudette with Self Care March 4, 2022

I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

poundin' the fahts outta' hur

1. Fucking a trailor-park wife (yours or someone else's) so hard she farts herself out; this is best expressed in a Maine accent. Ayuh. (This is not a queef)

2. This expression can be modified to insinuate that one is performing a task with vigor.

1. Jeez, bud. Take a look a' that one. Wouldn't yah like ta' be poundin' the fahts outta' hur!

2. 'Been up all night studiyn'. Gonna pound the fahts outta that test tomorrow!

by Fartpounder February 4, 2007

the fartshocker

When a male puts two in the pink and one in the stink, and she farts on his pinky.

Pee uuuu pink stinky stink.

I tried to do ass play but she gave me the fartshocker.

by Squigglespp December 22, 2016

snake89___the.facts.man

idk it's litteraly the best (After me) named Riccardo

"You are the snake89___the.facts.man!"

by nomeutenteserio May 23, 2021