The Exorcist

When you are about to cum during missionary, you pull out, sit on her stomach pinning her arms down with your legs, whip your dick up and down while yelling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
This chick was so mad when I did The Exorcist, that she looked possessed.
by das bouk! April 05, 2014
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The Exorcist

A sex act where the the female is on top of the male in cowgirl position. The male then pushes upwards with his pelvis until he is in the classic "The Exorcist" crab walk position. The girl then proceeds to grind upon the mans penis in the air. Often, she will be suspended completely in the air.
I totally performed an exorcism on my girlfriend last night.

You could say, I was The Exorcist. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
by James "FireWire280" Young October 25, 2008
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During intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand. At that point the man screams "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU", and emphatically/repeatedly throws the ejaculate into her face like Holy Water. The woman, in turn screams and flails wildly, as though a demon is being purged from her soul.
Johnny gave Molly the Exorcist last night and she got a wicked eye infection
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When engaged in doggy style classic sex, the active party unexpectedly sticks 3 fingers in the passive party's asshole, causing her/him to rotate her/his head 180° as in the exorcist movie.
by AquilesBaeza April 29, 2015
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The Exorcist: (v.) when one is being fucked while standing on their hands and feet in a crabwalk position....when the partner is finished he then blows his load n the females mouth and from this position it will drip out of her mouth such as in the Exorcist.
Hey! So my girlfriend pulled The Exorcist on me last night, it was the shit!
by thebootyholebruiser October 19, 2010
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an exorcist is just a priest yeeting the demon out of you
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Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.
Scare your parents by telling them your bed is shaking.
by Mariah August 12, 2004
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