The Evil One

The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.

'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'

by will.from.the.inbetweeners November 25, 2013

panic! at the everywhere

when you get anxiety about something and/or everything. sometimes used by people on tumblr or neurodivergent teenagers. the term was originally coined by thomas sanders, in his original series Sanders Sides on youtube. which is said by one of his characters virgil, who represents anxiety.

person 1: my mom made me go to the mall to the mall today, panic! at the everywhere

person 2:lol

by nomyweaknerdarms June 6, 2021

giving me the evils

Giving someone the " evil eye". Looking at someone in a way that makes them feel scared, guilty or patronised

He saw me steal the burger last night. He's giving me the evils

by crae November 18, 2013

The Everscathed

A trio of hellions bearing deformed, metal scars stemming from an infinite battle with a merciless, unjust earth.

"Razors Of Unrest" was the first full-length release from the Chicago based band The Everscathed.

by W. Frickenstein April 6, 2007

The Evergreen State College

A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.

Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!

by heyu April 5, 2009

The Evan

named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.

i shaved designs into my leg hair lastnight, man, it was The Evan.

by thehungryturtle June 11, 2009

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

The most beautiful phrase uttered by Gin Rummy in The Boondocks. A phrase you should live your life around and follow for the rest of your life.

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and

I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.

Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah

Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021