Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Dumplings

Old fashioned slang for (Usually Chinese or Far Eastern) Boobies.

Look at Kailee's jiggling dumplings

by asddsa January 22, 2010

dumple

Official mascot of CGNU.

Go dumples!

by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003

dumpling

A term used by usually a guy, to describe his significant other, girlfriend, or some female of interest. It can be used in situations of loke or love.

Guy: I loke my dumpling.
Dumpling's Friend: I think you two should go out then. Such lovers in denial.

by Matt Huynh August 22, 2004

the dumpling

Not in any specific order, place your hands upon your balls for 5 minutes. Push the almond center to the back and stretch the skin as far as possible. Next, salivate in the small "bowl" created by your nut skin. Using a hair straightener, seam the edges of the skin and begin steaming for 10-15 minutes.

"Hey Jonathan, what are you eating?

"I'm eating this new trendy food, "the dumpling.""

"Okay.

by Napkin Water February 1, 2020

dumpling

A cooked dough based food commonly cooked in stews/soups/casseroles

mmmmm, i love dumplings with casserole

by goosewing January 3, 2005

dumpling

A term that refers to a person that is constantly needing to take a shit

Jeff Labeau, commonly called dumpling, is often sighted looking down in the urinals.

by Chorgan January 6, 2008