the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V

i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show

by jesus June 30, 2004

The Daily Snuff

A Satire news source used to make boys into men and the offended into crybabies. Most of Everyone will get mildly if not completely offended by the news we provide. That said, you should refrain your children from viewing this site if they are mildly if not completely mentally retarded.

myself:Yo! I heard that 95% of mexicans Are minorities.
Offended:Where did you hear that?
myself:It was top news on The Daily Snuff! get with the program dude!

by Spicy taco 123 October 26, 2010

The Daily

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.

I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

The Daily Wire

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.

The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.

by Soul_Driver February 10, 2021

The Daily Show

The greatest television satire on American politics and the mass media.

The Daily Show is a very witty and informative show. Go buy the book!

by 0M3N September 27, 2004

The Daily Bugle

The regular and recurring fart that goes off each day shortly after the morning alarm.

For comic effect, can be prefaced with the phrase "Hmm, I wonder what's in The Daily Bugle today.."

by rob o'cop May 1, 2019

Fresh on the Daily

To be HOT! And be good at it, so everyday isn't the same thing, day, after day, after day, after day....

Usually used when talking about a guy.

Check out Chris, he's fresh on the daily!

by knowmefeedme February 22, 2009