Stone the Crow

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”

The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”

by DRUsky September 11, 2023

Crow in the Snow

The act of a black man having sex with a white woman.

Leroy nailed Kelly last night! When her dad finds out she did a black dude he'll freak!

Crow in the snow, dude...

by Bangboy May 13, 2009

thinks the sun rises to hear him crow

When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners

He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.

by Obefurtun November 22, 2018

stone the crows

An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.

"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"

"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

The Crowster.

Anyone with the last name crowe is given this name. it makes them cool but not quite as cool as they think.

Anna was boring until we started calling her "The Crowster." now everyone thinks she's cool.

by Heir of Slytherin January 18, 2011

Stone the Crows

Shock, surprise, Awe

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed

by Byron February 7, 2004

Follow the crows

To engage in a search for mystery, often in a listless way, or to discover something in particular.

"Just follow the crows, man; you'll figure it out."

by Peolis Taintabud June 19, 2015