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penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.
by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009
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1962 Van Euhton contraption

The 1962 Van Euhton contraption is torture bed layout with poisoned spikes and small footrest with hot coal under it. The fist level of torture for this is putting a chocker made of small bits of lead in the person's mouth. The second is inserting a small slit in the stomach and sticking a queen bee and we're the other bee's from the said queens Hive will go inside. The third is using a torch and lighting the eyes on fire. Then the person will die painfully and slowly
"Hey Jim how long have you put Richard on the 1962 Van Euhton contraption?"
by Grugmoment1999 January 16, 2020
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contrapting

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.
I'm contrapting a plan to land this plane.
by Dictionary + August 11, 2016
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German Monkey Contraption

suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions
by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018
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Smell Contraption

I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store!
by GreetingsCultist July 23, 2024
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The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.
Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.
by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011
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nut-butt contraption

a machine with a metal pipe connecting your wee-wee tip to your rectum. So when the operator of the machine ejaculates, all the semen funnels into his asshole in the hope of making the operator pregnant.
Rick: "Did you know Steve had a baby even though he's a man?"
Nick: "Yeah I heard he used a nut-butt contraption to make that happen."
Rick: "Damn, well how about that."
by the all-knowing boof May 24, 2023
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