straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.

He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

by bryanaka March 14, 2015

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Falling into the closet

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.

1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.

by JJs 4 Life August 6, 2009

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in the closet

a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation

the guy in sweet home alabama

by (witheld so I won't have to be afraid to tell the truth) October 4, 2004

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Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.

Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

by josalv3 August 18, 2009

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come out of the closet

1) to admit the fact that one is sexually attracted members of his or her own gender.
2) to exit a small storage space which generally holds clothes and other items.

Ryan came out of the closet wearing his mom's pink dress just as his parents walked through the door. At that point he realized he might as well just come out of the closet.

by Nick D November 17, 2003

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