Gay By Circumstance

It's just like being prison gay, but it's ALL THE TIME!

"Emma is gay by circumstance, which means she likes what's available at her all girls catholic school if you know what I mean. No homo."

by Very Sad Potato June 4, 2018

Pomp & Circumstance

All the attention and flattery your loved ones give you to remind you that you're one badass bitch for graduating. Usually, complete with a sheet cake & champagne.

Becky was ready to take on the world after all the pomp & circumstance shown by her loved ones.

by TTBuyShoes May 26, 2020

victim of circumstance

when you rape someone, but do not want to admit it.

Tony- I did not rape Lisa, she was just a victim of circumstance...

by Mr. Im a girl June 24, 2016

cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance

Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."

by eythorh92 October 31, 2020

mittigating circumstances

Situational details regarding the catcher in a baseball game; specifically, factors which could justify his being viewed/treated more leniently regarding any perceived wrongdoing that he may have been involved in.

Charlie Brown's baseball glove is much too large for him, so the fact that he frequently misses or drops the ball should perhaps be viewed less harshly, given these mittigating circumstances.

by QuacksO December 14, 2020

Mysterious circumstances

Murder/murdered.

My wife died due to mysterious circumstances.

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023

exigent circumstances

Some really serious shit is going down, so the cops can break down the door and arrest your ass

We broke down the door and arrested the suspect because of Exigent circumstances.

by Dieter2148 September 18, 2016