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The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.
Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.
by Chopped March 2, 2014
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The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"
by Nero the great July 20, 2019
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the little caesers effect

the effect of certain things that states that something slaps when there isn't someone in your ear saying it's ass
"little caesers goes hard as shit when there isn't someone in your ear sayin its trash"
"thats the little caesers effect"
by Butters my Butthole™ June 24, 2021
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The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self
"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"
by Nero the great July 20, 2019
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Cesar the cat

A really annoying cat that won’t shut up
by Moses II December 26, 2017
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Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.
some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*
by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022
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