In the cabbage 

Unintentionally off a track, path or road

*Drives off the road* "Oh boys were in the cabbage!"

In the cabbage by BO$$ PLAYAZ October 11, 2011

dicked er in the cabbage 

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

dicked er in the cabbage by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.

1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)

butter the cabbage by GreggMo February 12, 2012

strain the cabbage 

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

strain the cabbage by sdimom747 June 12, 2018

Grabbage of the Cabbage 

To gain the privilage of grabbing a female's breasts.

Maybe if your lucky Emily will give you some grabbage of the cabbage!

Grabbage of the Cabbage by Danny Paps October 8, 2003

In the Cabbage 

One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter

Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.

Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk

In the Cabbage by ParrosNation October 23, 2011

shredding the cabbage 

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.

We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.

shredding the cabbage by Denseenigma August 5, 2020