The oldest trick in the book

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
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Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.

by lordgrim the invcbke November 8, 2020

by the book

Strictly according to the rules

Romeo and Juliet (1:5): "You kiss by the book."

by MBA June 26, 2004

The Book of Justice

The Book of justice is a literary art that dates back thousands of years with new additions added by Vaerez and Narraxx depicting their adventures of modern day piracy and debauchery. The original contexts of TBoJ were written by ancestors of the legendary duo. Uknown by many Americans is that The Freemasons were actually an order devoted to and controlled by TBoJ. The fundamentals of American society and the Governement is indirectly controlled and influeced by TBoJ. TBoJ is also affiliated with Baby Down Industries.

The Book of Justice Speaks many volumes of the truth.

by Narraxx + Vaerez October 4, 2008

Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook

Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies

by Nothinbutfacials May 3, 2009

The book off

The act of getting a book out on the train, tube bus or plane in order to avoid talking to the person next to you. Substitutes include a newspaper, phone or iPod.

Person one: "Blablabla isn't the weather terrible blablabla"
Person two: (gets book out thus giving Person one "The book off")
Person one stops talking.

by 0xxMillyxx0 September 20, 2009

throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

by Nick D August 26, 2004

The Book of Face

Ridiculous term used in place of Facebook.

"Nick says to get your ass off The Book of Face and come downstairs."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007