The Biden touch

Everything you touch turns to shit

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.

by realist human August 31, 2021

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

by Big Hodge October 27, 2021

The Biden administration

Something radically different from the Trump administration

The Biden administration is, as of now, the most incompetent and most embarrassing (even democratic) administration since at least Jimmy Carter.

by Uncle Dimma March 29, 2021

The Biden Nightmare

The border crisis incited and created by Biden's policies, rhetoric, and stupidity.

Guy 1: Have you heard of the Biden Nightmare? It's a total border crisis, and these voters just eat up anything the democrats put on the plate.
Guy 2: Yeah, trump 2024

by Dripler March 21, 2021

The Biden effect

The general upwards spin of 2020 (and beyond) after the Joe Biden election win.

*Anything positive happens after the US election*
"Ahhh see, it's the Biden effect".

by JakeDT November 9, 2020

The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).

THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”

by Hym Iam November 29, 2022

Doing the biden

Sniffing/ touching girls of the younger age.

Doing the Biden can get you locked in prison.

by RumbvSail November 24, 2020