When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
by Dragon Slayer 69 June 30, 2008
Get the Bearded Dragonmug. When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon
by bunse July 10, 2009
Get the Bearded Dragonmug. 
Jack: Did you hear about Max?
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
Get the bearded-dragonmug. a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
by Joe Tricna January 1, 2008
Get the bearded dragonmug. when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010
Get the bearded dragonmug. uncircumsized, unshaven large penis
by Darren Batt July 2, 2003
Get the bearded dragonmug.